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The English Rules and my first Tourno
This was the first Official Backgammon Tournament
I've ever attended.
My more usual venue for backgammon is beside a
beach, under the shade sheltering from the midday
sun, drink and ashtray by my side. The doubling
cube, if present at all, would generally remain
idle. Usual arrangements would be Winner stays
on, thereby leaving time for other just as
important things like chatting and drinking. I'd
be organised enough to agree rules of play before
play actually started - I have this down to as
good a routine as I did sitting my Maths O level,
which I did six times before I gave up. Hence,
moves were based on the "Um, yer, that looks
good" School of Slightly Drunkard Thought.
On the basis that I am now 'In the Backgammon
Industry' I thought it right and proper to join
the relevant Organisations. I'm an Englishman, so
I joined B.I.B.A. I e-mailed them my application
form in which, as requested, I described myself
as 'a better than average player of 20 + years
experience'. I also informed them that I am the
maker of Backpacker Backgammon Boards. I asked if
I could bring my Stall up to their next Tourno
(Yes, I used that backgammony term - well, I
didn't want to appear a complete rookie) and also
suggested we could have Web Site links. I put a B.B.B. set in the post so they could see what
they might be letting themselves in for. Pushy
(but polite) for a new member I agree, but, well,
I was in a let's get on with this mood.
To my delight Michael Crane (The B.I.B.A.
Director no less) answered my e-mail within just
a day. A double yes was the answer. I was over
the moon. Exposure to a Hotel full of Backgammoners.
Let me take you back a bit now and explain
something that had happened before all this. When
I was making the B.B.B. Sets one item needed as
part of the pack were the Rules of Backgammon.
Come on, be fair, you cannot sell a game without
the rules. Backgammon has been around for
something like 5000 years. Hundred of folk have
written the rules down. The version I needed had
to be small enough to fit on one side of an A4
sheet of paper for backpackers. They also needed
to be quickly understandable for the 'I've never
played before, but like the look of the game' and
for the impatient excited players checking up on
a minor rule. So I read through about 10 versions
of How to play Backgammon, drew on my experience
of teaching others the game, used rules I've
learnt whilst on my travels and complied my own
'How to play Backgammon.' In it I made various
suggestions and hints to players. I also
suggested that novices should learn the game by
starting with 'The Maximum 5 up Rule' which I
said would make them a better player quicker.
Now for years I've know this rule as the 'Max 5
up rule.' This I'd always found strange, for
backgammon is littered with wonderful terms to
describe possible situations. 'Lovers Leap' for 6
& 5, 'Beavers' for something to do with the
doubling cube, 'To Dance' when unable to play and
too, too many more to list. What had always
puzzled me was why was there no nice easy
backgammony term for the ungainly sounding 'Max 5
up rule.' So imagine my delight, only last year,
when I found on the Internet 'the max 5 up rule'
called 'English Rules.' I adopted it. It sounds backgammony.
One day after receiving the double yes letter
from Michael Crane, after he had received his B.B.B. set, I got another very different e-mail.
Dear Mr Main was it's tone. We cannot condone
your product and our two offers must be
withdrawn. For years and years we have tried to
find out where this max 5 up thing comes from -
to no avail. It is not a rule at all. The only
place we know that it's played is in prisons ! It
ruins the game. You will not find it played in
any Tourno anywhere. It is not played in Turkey
or Greece. We, grudgingly, spend our lives trying
to suppress this '(non)rule' and folk like you
just make it all the harder. Further where on
earth did you come up with this term 'English
Rules' ? We, The British Isles Backgammon
Association, have never heard of it.
Obviously I'd touched a raw nerve here !
What to do ? What to do ?
I wrote back thanking him for pointing out my
errors, doffing my hat, generally bowing to their
superior knowledge and saying changes would be
made. I also made points such as backpackers will
learn on their travels different forms of the
game, so it is better to send them out with some
knowledge of them. I informed him where I had
found the term 'English Rule' and said I would
write to that Web Site inquiring where they found
it and would pass that information onto him.
B.I.B.A.s next e-mail to me was: 'As long as you
do make the changes - drop the term 'English
Rule', don't list the 'max 5 up' as a 'Rule' but,
if you really must put it in at all, list it as a
'Regional Variation' - You're back in the Club -
There's a good chap !'
As promised I did write to the Web Site who uses
the term 'English Rules.' They wrote back very
promptly explaining where they had found it,
stating no insult was intended to British Isles
B.A. and that they would be willing to alter the
term if B.I.B.A. would like to discussed the
matter with them. You can't say fairer than that
!
So, having stirred up a hornets nest, we went to
the hive. We were made very welcome by Michael
Crane et al and set up our Stall. And on, the
players started to arrive. It was like Business
Execs checking in for a flight. All with
briefcases in hand, hand shaking and cordial behaviour. A good number looked like my expected
Old Men players, but there was the Card Sharp,
the swarthy bewiskered Mediterranean, the Maths
Teacher, the tall slender Norse and a Leather
Jacketed Bleached Blonde Maverick who looked like
he had come to the wrong bash.
I was fascinated to see how you organise a
tournament of some 80 players. We were gathered
together and split into about 6 teams. Then an
auction started. As usual when at an auction, I
didn't have a clue what was going on. As a 'O.k.
I'll play for maximum a penny a point player' I
found the figures being shouted were not small.
And a doubling cube had not yet been touched !
Then I learnt that was just a little bit of
betting on the side ! I'd never seen side betting
so high up on an Organisers agenda !
We were to play 6 matches of 11 points each. A
marathon. I lost the first, but put on a half
decent performance. I was flustered by being on a
long table, next to 5 other matches happening.
All players very silent and you could have cut
the air with a knife. I could not believe some of
the moves my opponent played, but he won. It
seemed he knows the numbers side of the game far
better than I. The next match I don't want to
talk about too much. If fact I don't want to talk
about it at all. But, I'm not too proud to admit
I lost 11 - 0. Match 3 we played downstairs in
the Bar area. At last, I could have a cigarette
and a drink with my match. I won it !
On the Sunday morning various cups were awarded.
A kindly elderly Gentleman picked up the first
and photos were taken. The Leather Jacket was
still around; still not found his buddies I
thought. Then he was awarded the cup for 'Best
Ranked Player in Britain 1999.' Wow, never trust
appearances!

Photo Dod Davies - Best Rated Player British
Isles 1999
A few more cups and bottles awarded and we were
back into the matches. Match 4 I lost to another
kindly looking elderly Gentleman. I'm sure the
Battle of the Somme was in his mind as he beat
me. I had thought up until 24 hours earlier that
I was quite good at backgammon. But now, I was
reassessing just what exactly I have done with
the last 20 years of my life. So I had what I
considered a much needed cigarette in the lobby
when The Leather Jacket strolled up to me, smoker
coughed in my face and announced "Erm, Hi,
I'm Dod Davies, you and I are playing now."
There have been a few moments in my life when I
have achieved complete and utter stillness when
standing up. Now was one of them. He had placed
no exclamation mark at the end of statement, but
my head put one there. I wondered just how long
this certain 11 - 0 thrashing would take. When I
had gained a crumb of composure back we sat down
and set up to play. I bought him a Guinness. I'd
get him drunk I thought. He looked pretty rough
from last night, so maybe it wouldn't take much
to get him back to where he looked like he had
been before. A dying man will grasp at straws but
it rebuilt some confidence in me. As we shook
hands he lent forward and suggested: "A
little wager on the match ? £200 maybe ?"
Bang, my confidence fell through the floor again
! He wasn't surprised when I declined and had a
good chuckle to himself. I moved as carefully and
as sensible as I could. He played, to my mind,
recklessly, but then, bang, bang, bang I had
three on the bar when, I swear, 3 moves before I
didn't have a blot stone in sight. The next game
he doubled me, I accepted and then I got the
bang, bang, bang treatment again. Ah ha, I pulled
a game back. The Dice Gods must of felt pity for
me. Then another. Then he. Then I. We were at 8 -
4. I was pleased with myself. Then I got the
feeling he was toying with me as a cat will with
a trapped mouse. He was. He explained why a move
or two I made were so terrible. My stones had
headaches from being hit so much. He explained
the odds following a move I made without his
furrow even shifting a millimetre. I was learning
but not quickly enough. However, our final score
was 11 - 8. So I walked away a proud man. He's a
lovely chap is Dod. He suggested I come up to a
Wine Bar he plays in regularly and, for the price
of a pint or two, he'd give me some pointers.

Photo Michael Main plays Dod Davies - Jan 2000
Match 6 was against Ian Tarr from Bristol. I
think I should have won the match, but he proved
more experienced than I with the doubling cube
and won it 12 - 6. The person who, in the 1920s
invented the doubling cube is, I'm told, unknown.
Just as well for him too, for I was cursing him
and have since sent an e-mail to stpeter@purleygates.org suggesting he should be
downstairs in Hades.
So I lost my matches 5 - 1. But no matter, I'll
be back for more. Next time I will be better with
that doubling cube, better at working out the
numbers side of the game and just maybe I'll only
lose 4 - 2 !
Funcom have since launched their Backgammon 2. On
there is it now called Max 5 up Rule. I've
followed suit.
MMM
Date
this article published = March 2000
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