Backpacker
Travel Towels
Another invention for backpackers from
MikeMadMonk

The
Monk going for a shower.
They
are a towel that can be worn like a mini-skirt
before and after a shower. Some guys have a
problem with that I know, but they work. And when
you're on the road is the ideal time to try
things out - to get in touch with other parts of
your soul. These can help you !

They
did for Nico !
They are a wrap around. Don't worry lads; they
come with a tie string sewn in. You can do it up
on the side, the front, wherever you like. It
only falls off if you want it to fall off.
It's got a big side pocket for your shampoo, soap
and razor so you can go hands free - handy when
you need to lock the room you're staying in -
then just drop the key in your pocket. It has a
hang-up loop too.
The towel is 150cms wide and 36cms long. wide
enough to provide an ample wrap around and long
enough to cover all it should. If you can't dry
yourself on a towel that size - well, you need to
learn !

Graham,
Pat. Stef, Sebastian, Peter and Nico. Cheers
lads.
It comes in a strong sealable plastic bag. It's
not ideal travelling with a wet towel, but
sometimes it's just gotta be done when you're on
the road. But with those ties it mean you can tie
it out of the window of your bus to dry.
In hot weather you can put a cold bottle of water
in the pocket, soak the towel and your water will
stay cold for hours.
They come in a range of colours:
Brown - Blue - Yellow - Red
travel towels will
make YOU look sexy!!!!
by Nico
Ever since i was blessed by Mike
mad monk andhis holy towels i have been unable to
prevent women flocking to me. In fact they make
me look so good that i have started my own image
consultancy for rich people with towel fetishes.
Thanks Mike for providing me with the means to
look ever sexy and good in this scruffy, dirty
and dusty backpacking world.
A letter from Graham
look about the towel. frankly i wear
it everywhere. i wear it round the house. when
friends come to dinner i have it on and they say
'ooh etc.' and i could have sold a million
(nearly) ill jus go and take it off i say - but i
never do.. i sit down and my alls fall out but i
still dont care.
i know 57 different ways to secure it
around your person - i can carry a variety of
quick access paraphernalia in the ample pocket, i
wear it while im driving, i wear it while
gardening (standing in garden with cold
guinness), infact i wear it everywhere except
where i should, because i dont like to get it
wet!!
my julie has asked the doctor to book me into the
hospital to have it surgically removed from my
arse. ive told her i cannot undo the string.....
graham and towel
Prices (including postage & packing):
United Kingdom:
= USD £20.00 or £ 8.00 Sterling
European Union:
= USD $24.00
Rest of World:
= USD $27.00
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